I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
