Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Randomize
