so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
a search helicopter?!
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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