Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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