Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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