i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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