So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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