Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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