She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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