And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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