so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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