mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
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there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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