It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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