I'm so fucking centered right now
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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