So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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