i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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