Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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