Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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