You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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