Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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