Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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