I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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