so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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