what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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