Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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