i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
two words: eviction party
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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