it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just want to make out with him forever
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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