Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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