Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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