I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My feet surprised me
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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