$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
