I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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