what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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