Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
A+ Viking dick
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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