that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
do nipples grow back?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize
