I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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