i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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