Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
