I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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