How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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