is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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