At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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