that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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