This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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