Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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