these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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