You're a womanizer and a bitch.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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