Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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