i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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