i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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