So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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