these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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