This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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