On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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