I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I want to be your penis for a week.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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